A Sneak Peek on English Movies

Description: Nisha and Jinki is having fun in English Movies

Rating: G (dunno? with slight profanities)

Characters: Lee Jinki, SHINee and fictional character

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in the fiction. The story is only a narrative and does not involve any real life situation. The whole plot of the story is written originally by myself. If there's any similarity to other fictions, it is totally a coincidence.

Onew Hotter and Nisha Weasel

They are together in the DA and both of them have one thing in common: to fight the Dark Lord, Lord VolderMinho and save magic. But, Nisha knows it won’t work if they have such a clumsy leader that can lead to a massive killing of DA’s members. She decides to train him.

“You know the best Unforgivable Curse, Onew. Give it a try, on me. I’ll counter it. Don’t worry,” she convinces.

“I don’t want you to die!” he says, almost crying.

“I won’t! Trust me! You need practice,” she already points her wand towards him.

“Okay. The spell might be strong since it comes from me. You have to quickly counter it!” he warns vainly.

“Shut up and just do it!” she shouts back.

“ABRACADABRA!”

And silent.

“Err…Abracadabra? It is supposed to be Avada Kedavra,” and she realises her wand is still pointed on him.

Too late! A green spark, a yell and an ultimate dead silent.

Balcony

“Hey, Nisha. Come here! I want to show you something,” he says, very luring and seductive.

“What?” she follows him to a place where she can see the shimmering night sky full with glimmering stars and shining full moon. Oh, what a beautiful night!

He pulls her by her waist to his front and lifts up one of her leg to the metal-alloy that is so strong, unsure of whether it would one day get rusty.

“What are you doing?” she asks.

“Trust me. Just put your another leg onto it as well. I’ll guard you from behind,” he assures her. Satisfied, Nisha does as what he asks.

Then, he spreads her arm and he touches the end of her fingers.

“I’m flying Jinki! I’m flying!” she exclaims happily.

“Yah!” that’s their neighbour next door, Key, “Don’t make noise! You disturb the whole neighbourhood. If you really want a sweet time as husband and wife, do it on bed then!”

Mr and Mrs Lee

They are told to kill each other, but they just won’t do it, they just can’t. Not really because of love though, just want to know where each other hides their valuable assets, if ever exist, before killing. So, it turns out now they are acting again their own bosses, killing whoever wants to get into their way in protecting each other.

“You keep an eye on the back door while I’m going inside the room. And cover me as well,” she instructs. He nods.

However, not even a second she takes her eyes off him, Onew gets tripped on his own steps. Nisha rolls her eyes, thinking that both of them will die if her clumsy husband is being clumsy forever. Taemin can just barge in and kill them with two shots.

“Can you please be more careful? I’m trying save my ass here,” she warns.

He nods and a second after that he trips again and that time, unfortunately Taemin jumps into the scene and shoot. Nisha has no choice but to be a shield before pulling him into a hiding.

“Idiot! I got shot because of how idiot you are,” she curses under her breath.

“Err…sorry?”

Mission Possible 3 (MP3)

Jinki sits with Jonghyun, having a post-mission session. Of course, they are grateful, another mission is over and they can go home, seeing their wives. But, not in Jinki’s case.

“I’m sorry about the death of your wife. I should have helped protecting her from the murderer. Really, I regret it until today,” Jonghyun says. Jinki smirks.

“Don’t be,” he says, as a sign that he is fine. Jonghyun is about to leave when Jinki asks him.

“You really think my wife died in the ambush?”

“Yeah, re-Wait…you fake her death?” asks Jonghyun. Jinki smirks again.

“Sometimes we have to tell lies, Jonghyun,” Jinki explains.

“But, why? SM still hunts her down?”

“SM? Hunt? Wait, no!” he exclaims.

“Then, why faking her death?”

“Are you crazy? Gikwang was stalking her all the time and tried to take her from me. I can’t just sit down and watch, can I? That’s the only way to stop him.”

“Seriously, Jinki? I just thought you are a professional agent.”

*Try to guess which story belongs to which movie. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NISHA!

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heaDeVil^23

Mood: Sleepy (really!)